AISubs v3.7
Oh no, oh no, oh no, Tetsuya's here!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Well, he doesn't have a name, but he bought a train ticket anyway.
Let's go over here and see what's in the box.
Tetsuya will be back soon, right, Tetsuya?
Okay, I'm in!
Ah, wait, it's hard to see in red!
Okay, so until Tetsuya-kun waits...
I'll be back soon!
Wait a minute!
Okay, let's wait for Tetsuya-kun!
Let's wait!
He's in a hurry!
Let's wait!
[Tetsuya's Unrevealed Manzai]
Should we do a series of manzai without asking?
I was thinking of that!
It's Toshimitsu and Zawa's "Tetsuya's Unrevealed Manzai" segment.
"Tetsuya's Unrevealed Manzai"?
In an environment without Tetsuya, can you do an unrevealed manzai?
Okay, start!
Hello!
I'm Toshimitsu.
I'm Zawa.
I'm Tetsuya and I'm Shimegane.
Let's do it together.
Recently, I've been arrested by the police.
I want to become a police officer.
Do you want to be a police officer?
I'll be a police officer and you'll be a zookeeper.
Okay, then.
Kuwakoara-san, kyo-sasa, you idiot!
I'm Hyakuninchi.
Nice to meet you.
Recently, when I say "gum tape", people tend to mistake it for rice.
Isn't it…
Wait a minute.
It's rice!
It's rice, it's rice.
Huh?
It's rice.
I'm wrong!
It's "dakkokumai".
It's "dakkokumai"!
In a sense, I'm healthy.
Congratulations!
It's the first time I've noticed.
Brilliant.
I didn't know that before.
So,
these four
are called
These five people will go one step at a time in order and
Yes
Oh, it's fast, it's fast, it's fast
I'd like to decide
Yes, I'd like to decide the name
Brilliant
Nikita
Please
Smoother
Red
Crystal Blast
Mascarpone
I'll do it again
Yes
I'll do it
Please
All
Charisma
I'm sorry
I don't like it
Trident
Sugar
Red Eyes
Moroboshi
Gestalt
No
Ha ha ha ha
Ha, but I noticed something
Oh, I was surprised
This angle is amazing
This angle
- Oh! - Wow!
- Can it go in? - I'm not sure what we're doing right now...
- ...if it's being taken or not... - I guess we can't pull it out...
- If it starts biting from here, it's a little sad...
- Huh? It looks like it's going in, really... - Yeah...
- Oh, wow! It's already... Oh! It's going in, it's going in, it's going in!
- What is it? - Oh, it went in!
- It went in! - I'm surprised...
- It came out! - Huh, it came out?!
- Oh, it came out?! - Huh?!
- That's the pants you got today!
- It came out! - Wait...
- It came out just now... Oh, shit!
- Oh no, a poop came out!
- Oh, shit! - Oh, shit!
- If you say that for the third time, I'm going to throw up...
- No, no, no...
- I'm going to... - I'm going to throw up...
- I'm really going to throw up...
- I'm going to throw up... - It's too smelly, really...
- One more time!
- I'm just injecting poop...
- No, no, it's going to come out! It's going to come out! It's going to come out!
- I'm not kidding! It's coming out!
- It's coming out! It's coming out! - Hey!
- You can't do that!
- You...
- It's going up!
- That's impossible!
- You're an adult!
- It looks like it's going to cut!
- I'm going to throw up, so apologize for now.
- You really do need to apologize.
- You're wearing the pants you gave me today, right?
- You're wearing the pants you gave me today, and there's a girl in there, too! What's with you? Seriously!
- I don't like it, either. - You really don't like it, do you?
- I want you to apologize for me. - No, I won't.
- Why are you getting all flustered?! - I'm not flustered!
- Hey, you! - It hurts!
- I'm going to make you think I have blood on me. - I'm going to make you think I have blood on me.
- Can I really do it? - Why are you showing me such good proof?
- Can I? - Why are you showing me such good proof?
- Here I go! - Really?
- If you really look at me like that, it'll be awkward for me.
- I'm going to make you think I have poop on my butt.
- Huh? Do you have it? Do you have it?!
- I don't like it when you say you have it.
- So you pooped in my room, too? I didn't think about it. - Yeah!
- That's what you do at home. - But you have a gun in your pants.
- I have a gun in my pants. - I'll do it, too! I'll do it, of course!
- What's with you?
- Hey! - Hey! Don't poop on me!
- Okay, last one. Shime's gun, okay? - Okay, thigh kick, okay?
- Wait a minute! - Thigh kick?!
- Apologizing isn't... - Why? I got it!
- What's wrong with you? What did you do? It just smelled, didn't it?
- It's because I opened the pants!
- It's too obvious.
- What's wrong? - No, I'll hit you with this.
- Shibondan dance! - Shibondan dance?!
- Shibondan... - What kind of reaction is that?
- What did you just do?
- "Shibondan dance."
- That's my reaction when Maho-chan and I first met!
- I'm curious about that. What is it?
- I want to do it, too.
- Ouch! My shoulders are shibondan dancing!